i'm sori to hear that u guys are so jealous that at least people take me home and not u!! and anyway i have a better taste than any brunette, where is the short perv? shame he doesn't make the hieght restriction yet!!
well at least i don't have to worry about people not being able to see me!! maybe one day they wnt have to bend down 4 u! do u know wat dude even means? wat happened to u other people got scared? chickening out are u?
haha oh!!! ek slaap nie vanaand nie Short dude!! lol get her back. And blondie, the people only use u. We special, we the ones people wana c all the time, each day.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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I think she is!!
I think so too... or what do you say El Calliente??
shoo.. thats some comment el heffe' i thought u were in a partnership, the blonde u cant trust anyone...
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:
The water-proof towel,
Glow in the dark sunglasses,
Solar powered flashlight,
Submarine screen door,
A book on how to read,
Inflatable dart board,
A dictionary index,
Powdered water,
Pedal powered wheel chair,
Water proof tea bags,
Zero proof alcohol,
Reusable ice cubes,
Skinless bananas,
Do it yourself roadmap,
haha i think the blonde is a bit scared to comment here. I wonder if they did 'eet' her this weekend lol
I see El Heffe' is also a bit quiet... what happened... did u get eaten????
i'm sori to hear that u guys are so jealous that at least people take me home and not u!! and anyway i have a better taste than any brunette, where is the short perv? shame he doesn't make the hieght restriction yet!!
shoo blonde... u have alot to say, a person can c u were taken home last night... and the short perv is here!
well at least i don't have to worry about people not being able to see me!! maybe one day they wnt have to bend down 4 u! do u know wat dude even means? wat happened to u other people got scared? chickening out are u?
haha oh!!! ek slaap nie vanaand nie Short dude!! lol get her back. And blondie, the people only use u. We special, we the ones people wana c all the time, each day.
HoW dO u KeEp a bLoNdE bUsY 4 7 hOuRs?
'Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner'
hahaha funny blondie... bt really what do u call 20 blondes standing ear to ear?
A Wind Tunnel!!!
lol
The Circle:
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
Suicide:
A blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?," the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor? "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
the tip of your finger?"
"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First, I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these; I'm not shooting myself in the
chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get
my teeth straightened; I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So, then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud
noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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